Someone just told me its Mexican independence day. Forgive me while I vomit. I'm going to have to masturbate to thoughts of Bruce Willis to forget that little tidbit. Did you know he had something to do with Planet Hollywood? That may or may not be true. I can't remember dick anymore. These fucking uppers I take every morning have really fucked with my brain. Anyway, I went to Planet Hollywood hoping to meet Bruce one day, but he wasn't there. I hope he doesn't die of AIDS like everyone else in Hollywood does. They're all fags.
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