Dairy Queen

I'm not gonna lie. I thought this was going to be a drag show with a bunch of fat trannies. I was mistaken. Its not the first time I've been fooled by a transexual. Have you seen these on the internets? There you are, clicking your mouse (both literally and figuratively), and all of a sudden a huge cock pops out. Its trippy. Sometimes they make me wet and I have to go pray the gay away.

Athens West

I wanted to dance, so I figured I would go to a gay bar. Those guys will all dance and no one tries to finger your vag. I used the google and this place called Athens West came up. Since the Greeks are all hairy homos I figured it was a gay bar. Turns out it was a restaurant. What the fuck is up with that? False advertising. Greek = buttsex. I was hungry, as usual, so I tried it anyway. It tasted like earthworms with a hint of baby hair. I'm not going back here unless it turns into a gay bar.