Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Krispy Kreme


I went through a period of my life when I was a real fat ass. It was disgusting. I couldn't even touch myself and no one wanted to touch me. Thats not easy for a lusty gal such as myself. These fucking donuts were the death of me. I ate them until I would puke all over the floor. At least the high school dweebs who worked there had to clean up my puke. Eventually I had to admit I have no willpower whatsoever, so I went and got that surgery for disgustingly fat and lazy people. Now I'm the slim gal you see about town.

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