Trader Joe's is a grocery store for uppity liberal douchebags with too much money on their hands. I really wish these people would just get AIDS. I went in here once and just puked all over the fucking floor. There was a guy wearing a poncho who ate apples. I'm not touching an apple. Remember what it did to Eve? Whole fucking history of man's suffering can be traced back to eating apples. Terri Schiavo knows her bible.
