I'm so fucking confused. I saw these ads on the old boobtube for five dollar footlongs at Subway. What? Is this some sort of a brothel on rails that features well endowed men? I really had hoped so. My love of the cock is insatiable.
Wow...how could I have been so mistaken? No cocks at all. No train. The fucking sandwiches weren't even good. I've eaten some rank shit in my day, but seriously, have you ever eaten something at this no-cock, no-train Subway? I had a so called cheesesteak. I swear to christ the melted swiss was actually cum. Now, I watched the fella make my sammich. He didn't jerk off into the bread or anything, so they must have a pre-wanked batch of cum in the back for when white ladies like me show up.
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