Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Party City


More like Party Shitty. After my Cuban debacle, I hitchhiked my way from Miami back to home base in Rednecks Knob, FL (Scarborough Country...) and really needed a fucking break. Balloons are my crack, the redder the better. I'm serious. You think I just watch them float? No. You can cram one of those fags in a crackpipe and smoke up. Something in the rubber gets you higher than shit. Sometimes when I get high I go steal porn from my disgusting fatass of a neighbor.

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