Every so often while watching UFC, I get a serious hankerin for one of those Wop flapjacks with sauce. There seems to be a growing trend towards fancy shmancy pizzas with chicken and pine nuts. Are you fucking kidding me? Why don't I just drink my own piss while I'm at it? Faggots. No, Dago flapjacks are bread, cheese, sauce, and sausage. Little Caesars, which sounds queer I know, sells these $5 pizzas that sit in a warming oven for hours. Thats all Schiavo needs.
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